Ev had a MAJOR blowout last night. I will spare you most of the details. BUT I have to share the following... :)
I rushed her naked body, covered in poo, to the bathtub. I was holding her under the armpits and as far away from me as possible. She had the saddest look on her face which soon turned to sheer terror as I plopped her in the big cold emptybathtub. Naked, tiny and alone. While the water was warming up she sat there shivering and looking at me wondering why I was punishing her like this. Luckily, I was able to find her rubber ducky and she was splashing and laughing in no time.
I would also like to add her recent affinity for drinking bathwater. I laid her on her tummy while I washed her ‘tocks (short for buttocks – too cute I think) and she started LAPPING THE WATER FROM THE TUB. No joke- Just like Gunner I guess! So I flipped her over and sat her up. Then when I was washing her with the sprayer she kept sticking her tongue out for a drink! So weird and too cute!
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Oh my gosh ~ this is sooo funny!! I was cracking up reading this, and had to have a co-worker read it, too!!
ReplyDeleteAND it happened again last night. But she knew the drill - so it was no prob. I have got to get her poo under control!
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